Doctor #6

Another guy told my doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards.

The doctor said, "Be seated. I'll deal with you later."

Doctor #5

One patient came in and said "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem."

The doctor asked, "When did it start?"

The man says, "When did what start?"

Doctor #4

Another time a man came running into the office and yelled "Doctor, doctor, my son just swallowed a roll of film."

The doctor says, "Let's just wait and see what develops."

Doctor #3

While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he is invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."

Doctor #2

He treated one woman for Yellow Jaundice for three years before he realized she was Chinese.

Doctors 1

Let me tell you about my doctor. If you want a second opinion, then he will go out of the room then come back and give it to you.

Depth

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Get my coffee ready!

Mornings probably wouldn't be so bad if they didn't always catch you in the middle of a deep sleep.

Stay Healthy

Be careful when reading books on health. You may die of a misprint.

Croutons

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

Do you like leftovers?

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Aussie network

A Local Area Network in Australia is the LAN down under.

Money

A lot of money is tainted - 'taint yours and 'taint mine.

How did that happen?

• I don't understand how I got to be over the hill - I never got to the top :(