Selling Short 1975

Employee, "If we could only keep the bosses in meetings all the time, this place would really run smoothly."

Hiring

Broomhilda comic 1979:

Employment: "What sort of job would like? Carpenter? Painter? Plumber?

Applicant: "No, I don't have any useful skills or abilities."

Employment: "Ah,... Management, then!"

Hagar on Moderation

Priest: "Remember, brother Hagar - Moderation!"

Hagar: "Yeah, sure."

Smert: "Is moderation good, Hagar?"

Hagar; "If you don't overdo it..."

Important Notice

The management regrets that it has come to their attention that employees dying on the job are failing to fall down.

This practice must stop, as it becomes impossible to distinguish between death and natural movement of the staff.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll immediately.

The Management.

Which is which?

April 22, 1980 cartoon showing a young boy walking out of the principal's office. A small friend is waiting for him as he says "My problem is I don't know which are the rules and which are the guidelines."

Serious Question

The Lockhorns are out to dinner in a 1979 comic. The waiter is asking for the drink order:

Mr. Lockhorn: "Let's do this right. What kind of wine goes with bourbon?"

Original Nominees #4

Office of Disease Control = Magic Johnson
Office of Equal Opportunity = David Duke
Office of Culture and Arts = Madonna

Original Nominees #3

Department of Drug Enforcement - Marion Berry
Department of Family Affairs - Woody Allen
Department of Womens' Affairs -Amy Fisher

Original Nominees #2

Attorney General = Anita Hill
Surgeon General = Dr. Kevorkian
Department of Housing = Leona Helmsley
Department of Transportation = Ted Kennedy
Department of Veterans' Affairs = Jane Fonda