How to Shop by Yourself
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours at 7:00 PM
The jokes I post are not original at all, and I will give credit if I have it available. I have accumulated many over the past years and just want to share them.
Friday, October 31, 2014
Thursday, October 30, 2014
New Classes at the Adult Learning Center #11
Learning to Live --
How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
New Classes at the Adult Learning Center #10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim
Driving Simulations
4 weeks on Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.
Driving Simulations
4 weeks on Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
New Classes at the Adult Learning Center #9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!
Real Life Testimonials
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM
Location to be determined.
Real Life Testimonials
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM
Location to be determined.
Monday, October 27, 2014
New Classes at the Adult Learning Center #8
Health Watch: They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours
Sunday, October 26, 2014
New Classes at the Adult Learning Center #7
Can a Bath Be Taken without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours
Saturday, October 25, 2014
New Classes at the Adult Learning Center #6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups
Meets 4 weeks, Friday and Saturday 7:00 PM
Friday, October 24, 2014
New Classes at the Adult Learning Center #5
Curling Irons - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7 PM
New Classes at the Adult Learning Center #4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase - Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
New Classes at the Adult Learning Center #3
Is it Possible to Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?
Group Debate
Meets 4 days weeks, Saturday, 10:00 AM for 2 hours.
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
New Classes at the Adult Learning Center #2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Complaining about it for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday, 12:00 for 2 hours
(Personal note - it also takes little effort to put the lid down! Women/Men who put down the seat often leave the lid up. A pet peeve of mine!)
Monday, October 20, 2014
New Classes at the Adult Learning Center #1
Up in winter; Down is summer - How to Adjust the Thermostat
Step by step with slide presentations
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours - starting at 7 PM
Step by step with slide presentations
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours - starting at 7 PM
Sunday, October 19, 2014
Actual Insurance Form Statements #23
The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end.
Friday, October 17, 2014
Actual Insurance Form Statements #22
I was thrown from my car as t left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
Actual Insurance Form Statements #21
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
Actual Insurance Form Statements #20
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of may car.
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Actual Insurance Form Statements #19
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
Monday, October 13, 2014
Actual Insurance Form Statements #18
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him..
Friday, October 10, 2014
Actual Insurance Form Statements #17
I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
Actual Insurance Form Statements #16
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Monday, October 6, 2014
Actual Insurance Form Statements #14
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
Thursday, October 2, 2014
Actual Insurance Form Statements #13
As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Actual Insurance Form Statements #12
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
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