Love explained by age group 4-8 (#7)

Joke of the Day:

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#7)

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend you hate.

Nikka, age 6

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#6)

Joke of the Day:

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#6)

Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.

Emily, age 8

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#5)

Joke of the Day:

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#5)

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."

Karl, age 5

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#4)

Joke of the Day:

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#4)

What does love mean?

"Love is what makes you smile when you are tired."

Terri, age 4

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#3)

Joke of the Day:

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#3)

What does love mean?

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."

Chrissy, age 6

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#2)

Joke of the Day:

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#2)

What does love mean?

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."

Billy, age 4

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#1)

Joke of the Day:

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#1)

What does love mean?

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis, too. That's love."

Rebecca, 8

You Know It's Going to be a Bad Day When ... (#7)

Joke of the Day 

You Know It's Going to be a Bad Day When ... (#7)

Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the Freeway.

You Know It's Going to be a Bad Day When ... (#6)

Joke of the Day 

You Know It's Going to be a Bad Day When ... (#6)

You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke and then you realize you don't have a waterbed.

You Know It's Going to be a Bad Day When ... (#5)

Joke of the Day 

You Know It's Going to be a Bad Day When ... (#5)

Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

You Know It's Going to be a Bad Day When ... (#3)

Joke of the Day 

You Know It's Going to be a Bad Day When ... (#3)

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You Know It's Going to be a Bad Day When ... (#4)

Joke of the Day 

You Know It's Going to be a Bad Day When ... (#4)

You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

It's Going to be a Bad Day When ...#2

Joke of the Day 

You Know It's Going to be a Bad Day When ... (#2)

You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.

It's Going to be a Bad Day When ...#1

Joke of the Day #1

It's Going to be a Bad Day When ...

You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

Kids in Church #8

Joke of the Day:

Kids in Church #8

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Kids in Church #7

Joke of the Day:

Kids in Church #7

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

Kids in Church #6

Joke of the Day:

Kids in Church #6

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin (5) and Ryan (3). The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'"

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,"Ryan, you be Jesus.!"

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Kids in Church #5

Joke of the Day:

Kids in Church #5

A Sunday School teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service. "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Kids in Church #4

Joke for the Day:

Kids in Church #4

One particular four-year-old prayed "And forgive us our trash baskets and we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

Kids in Church #3

Kids in Church #3

After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied:
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys."

Kids in Church #2

Kids in Church #2

A little boy was overheard praying:

"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."

Kids in Church #1

Kids in Church #1

3-year old Reese:

"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen"

Dangerous Mixtures #6

Dangerous Mixtures #6

A chemist's motto: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

(since I never took a science course I could avoid, I had to check the definitions on this one smile emoticon )

Dangerous Mixtures #5

Dangerous Mixtures #5

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

Dangerous Mixtures #4

Dangerous Mixtures #4

What's the first rule of chemistry?

Don't lick the spoon!

Dangerous Mixtures #3

Dangerous Mixtures #3

What do you do with a bunch of dead chemists?

Barium

Dangerous Mixtures #2

Dangerous Mixtures #2

Did you hear about the guy who read a whole book about helium in one sittiing? He couldn't put it down.

Dangerous Mixtures #1

Dangerous Mixtures #1

Never trust atoms. They make up everything.

Kids Say the Smartest Things #8

Kids Say the Smartest Things #8

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom while she is on the phone.

Kids Say the Smartest Things #7

Kids Say the Smartest Things #7

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

Kids Say the Smartest Things #6

Kids Say the Smartest Things #6

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.

Kids Say the Smartest Things #5

Kids Say the Smartest Things #5

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and ... you have to blow your nose.