Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #7

Joke for the Day:

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #7

When you are sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #6

Joke for the Day:

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #6

Having a chance of two temptations you choose the one that will get you home earlier.

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #5

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Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #5

When you begin to feel friendly toward your insurance agents.

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #4

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Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #4

When you start turning out the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #3

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Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #3

When you'll do anything to feel better except give up what's hurting you.

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #2

Joke for the Day:

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #2

When you're not inclined to exercise anything but caution.

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #1

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Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #1

That time of life when the average man is going to start saving next month.

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#14)

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#14)

Joke of the Day:

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#14)

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."

Jessica, Age 8

POME

Course maybe I do have faults. My friends have so many. I may have three or four, but I just can't think of any!

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#13)

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#13)

Joke of the Day:

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#13)

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."

Karen, age 7

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#12)

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#12)

Joke of the Day:

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#12)

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."

Lauren, age 4

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#11)

Joke of the Day:

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#11)

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."

Mary Ann, age 4

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#10)

Joke of the Day:

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#10)

"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night"

Clare, age 6

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#9)

Joke of the Day:

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#9)

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."

Cindy, age 8

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#8)

Joke of the Day:

Love explained by age group 4-8 (#8)

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day."

Noelle, age 7