Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #23

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #23
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

You start looking for signs of middle age.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #22

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #22
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

You realize that people don't even think of you.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #21

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #21
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

You don't care what people think of you.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #20

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #20
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

A number of your friends are starting to get gray - prematurely, of course.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #19

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #19
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

Your favorite part of the news is the weather forecast.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #18

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #18
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.

You notice that they don't make clothes as well as they used to; they shrink so easily now.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #17

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #17
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.

A car just like the one you courted in is the hit of the antique show.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #16

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #16
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.

Your kids check out your closet when they have retro days at school.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #15

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #15
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.

You start looking into your company's retirement plan.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #14

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #14
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.

Young persons come to you for advice on child rearing.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #13

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #13
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

Your favorite rock music is on tapes which sell for $2.99 in the clearance bins of a local discount store.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #12

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #12
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

You want to go to the mall only when you have something to buy, and when you have something to buy it with.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #11

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #11
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

What you studied as current events is now covered in World History classes.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #10

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #10
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

Some of your childhood toys are becoming collectors' items.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #9

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #9
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

Whenever you're crabby you start to wonder if it's the beginning of your midlife crisis.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #8

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #8
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

You stock up on Dr. Scholl's products when they are on sale.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #7

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #7
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

You meet with old school friends and compare bifocals.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #6

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #6
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

Your idea of a great Saturday night is to get all the laundry folded and put away.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #5

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #5
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

You notice yourself hanging around with an older crowd lately.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #4

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #4
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

You realize you have finally arrived, but you're not quite sure you want to be there.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #3

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #3
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

Your kids always stay up long after you are sound asleep.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #2

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #2
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

You become a two heating pad family.

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs #1

Joke of the Day

Middle Age is Not for Sissies - a Few Signs  #1
from Shirley, you jest, by Shirley Miers,
North Suburban Herald - 1/31/1990
(I'm guessing it's from north of New Orleans where we lived then.)

You find the golden oldies on the radio sometime getting too wild for you.

Got That?

Joke of the Day

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure your realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #9

Joke of the Day

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #9

You finally know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #6

Joke of the Day

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #6

The best part of your day is over when the alarm clock goes off.

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #8

Joke of the Day

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #8

You have too much room in the house but not enough room in the medicine cabinet.

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #7

Joke of the Day

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #7

You sink your teeth into a T-bone steak and they stay there.

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #5

Joke of the Day

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #5

Dialing a long distance number wears you out.

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #4

Joke of the Day

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #4

Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #3

Joke of the Day

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #3

Your children begin to look middle aged.

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #2

Joke of the Day

Ways to Know You're Getting Older #2

The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.