United States of Dixie - Midwest

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United States of Dixie - Midwest

Caintucky - fast hosses and cawn still
Tin-A-See - Lynchbug - home of Jack Dani'l
Alabam - Bumingham
Ole- Mis-Sip-I
Luzy-Anna

The United States of Dixie - Atlantic Coast:

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The United States of Dixie

Atlantic Coast:

Virginny
Nawth Calinah
South Calinah
Jawja
Fawt Sumptuh
Swanee River

The United States of Dixie - North of the Mason-Dixon Line:

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North of the Mason-Dixon Line:

New Yawk
Nawth
Gettysburg (avoid this place. Natives unfriendly)
Dave Crockett Territory
Assorted Small States

Dixie Dictionary - tin-sin-stow

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Dixie Dictionary --

tin-sin-stow - (5&10) - let's go in the tin-sin-stow

Dixie Dictionary - thud

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Dixie Dictionary - thud --

what comes after 2nd as "this is only my thud mint julep".

Dixie Dictionary - stow

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Dixie Dictionary:

stow - a place that sells stuff

Dixie Dictionary - rat cheer

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Rat Cheer - (not there) - like "lay it rat cheer."

Dixie Dictionary - pin

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Dixie Dictionary - pin

pin - whut you keep hawgs in - a hawg pin

Dixie Dictionary - lot

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Dixie Dictionary - lot

Lot - un-dark, like in "Jeannie has lot-brown hair."

Dixie Dictionary - ice cool

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Dixie Dictionary - ice cool

ice cool - a school for younguns before college

Dixie Dictionary - heaven

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Dixie Dictionary - heaven

Heaven - A'm heaven some folds in foah dinnah.

Dixie Dictionary - gull

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Dixie Dictionary

Gull - a young female human

Dixie Dictionary - far

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Dixie Dictionary - far

far - a burnin' pile of sticks

Dixie Dictionary - fussed

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Dixie Dictionary - fussed

fussed - whut comes before second

Dixie Dictionary - did

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Dixie Dictionary - did

did - (not alive) - as "He's did."

Dixie Dictionary - cheer

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Dixie Dictionary - cheer

cheer - (whut you sit on) - Pull up a cheer and set down.

Dixie Dictionary - cad

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Dixie Dictionary - cad

cad - (to tote) as "I cad my bride over the threshold."

Dixie Dictionary - balks

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Dixie Dictionary - balks

(a square thing to hold stuff) - like a "match balks"

Dixie Dictionary - braid

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Dixie Dictionary - braid

braid - (lot braid) - what you eat when u'ins is out of biscuits

Dixie Dictionary - barn

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Dixie Dictionary - barn:

hatched - as in "I was barn in Kentucky."

Dixie Dictionary - abode

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Dixie Dictionary - abode

A piece of wood, as "han me a bode to hit this mule."

Dixie Dictionary - ax

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Dixie Dictionary - ax

(question) - "Ah ax you this."

Dixie Dictionary - Auto

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Dixie Dictionary - Auto

(should) - "I auto go to work, but Ahm tared."

Touch It

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If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.