Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Budgets

Joke for the Day

A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Going the Wrong Way?

Joke for the Day

Joe was driving down the freeway when his car phone ran. "Hello?"

"Joe?" It was his wife. "I just heard on the radio that police say there's a car going the wrong way down Route 280. Isn't that the highway you're on?"

"Sure is," Joe said. "And it's not just one car. It's hundreds of them."

Friday, March 25, 2016

The Conclusion Is ...

Joke for the Day

A conclusion is the place where most people get tired of thinking.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Falling Behind

Joke for the Day

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Bad Manners?

Joke for the Day

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Monday, March 14, 2016

Bacteria

Joke for the Day

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.