The Wonder Years

Joke for the Day

Well, I've finally reached the Wonder Years!

• I wonder where my car is parked
• I wonder where I left my phone
• I wonder where my sunglasses are
• I wonder what day it is

Ice Cream!

Joke for the Day

Ice cream is clearly God's way of saying he likes us a little bit chubby.

True Wisdom

Joke for the Day

They are NOT grey hairs! They are WISDOM HIGHLIGHTS! I just happen to be extremely WISE!

Secrets to Success

Joke for the Day:

The secrets to happiness are a good sense of humor and a bad memory.

Call Me

Joke for the Day

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, just call me and I'll laugh at you.

NCD

Joke for the Day

I've just been diagnosed with NCD (No Can Do)!

Roving Thoughts Escape

Joke for the Day

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and go for a stroll out through my mouth. This is never a good thing.

Donations?

Joke for the Day

I wish there was a way to donate fat as easy as you can donate blood.

How Old Are You?

Joke for the Day

Some days I just wish I had:

• the wisdom of a ninety year old
• the body of a twenty year old
• the energy of a three year old

Do You Have Too Much?

Joke for the Day

It's possible to have too much. A man with a watch know what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure.