Meals?

Joke for the Day

Church Bulletins #1

The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.

Change the Goal

Joke for The Day

Losing weight doesn't seem to be working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.

OOPS

Joke for the Day

Wow. I almost went to the bathroom without my cell phone.

To-do list

Joke for the Day

So much to do ... no desire to do it!

My Brain

Joke for the Day

I have a brain like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in never to be found again!

(This isn't really a joke anymore)

Not Short

Joke for the Day

I'm not short. I'm fun sized!