Wayne's Favorite Jokes

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?