Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #8

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Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #8

When your wife tells you to pull in your stomach and you already have.

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #7

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Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #7

When you are sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #6

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Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #6

Having a chance of two temptations you choose the one that will get you home earlier.

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #5

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Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #5

When you begin to feel friendly toward your insurance agents.

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #4

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Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #4

When you start turning out the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #3

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Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #3

When you'll do anything to feel better except give up what's hurting you.

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #2

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Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #2

When you're not inclined to exercise anything but caution.