Aches and Pains

Maxine: "After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere, you may be dead."

The future

Maxine: "Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels? Now that is scary."

Bucket Seats

Maxine on Bucket Seats: "The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket."

Aging Well

Maxine on Aging: "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

Reboot

Maxine on the Technology Revolution: "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

The Perfect Man

Maxine on The Perfect Man: "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Lawn Care

Maxine on lawn care: "The key to a nice looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."