Office Wisdom #2:

Under consideration: Never heard of it until now.

Under active consideration: We're trying to locate the correspondence.

We're making a survey: We need more time to think of an answer.

The members say: Voicing the opinion of the last one who called.

Let's get together on this: You're probably as mixed up as I am.

Memories

Drawn and Quartered comic many years ago:

Boy is showing his bare bedroom walls to a friend:

"That's where I had my Pete Rose poster; that's where I had my Mike Tyson poster; that's where I had my Darryl Strawberry poster; and the OJ Simpson poster was over my bed."

I am a Rush Job

I belong to no age, for men have always been in a hurry.

Men believe me necessary - but falsely.

I rush today because I was not planned yesterday.

I demand excessive energy and concentration;

I override obstacles, but at great expense.

I illustrate the old saying "Haste Makes Waste".

My path is strewn with the evils of  overtime, mistakes and disappoints;

Accuracy and quality give way to speed.

Ruthlessly I rush on -- I AM A RUSH JOB!

Office Wisdom:

It's in the process. We forgot about it until now.

We'll look into it it. You may forget it, too.

Take this up at our next meeting. That will give you time to forget.

Project: A major approach to a minor job.

Program: A project requiring more than one telephone call.

The Project Cycle

1. Wild Enthusiasm
2. Disillusionment
3. Total Confusion
4. Search for the Guilty
5. Punishment for the Innocent
6. Promotion of the non-participants

Why worry about tomorrow?

We may not make it through today!!!!!!

Columbus

During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Fe.