Wrong Numbers

Joke for the Day

My little brother has just written a new book: "Why are Wrong Numbers Never Busy?"

Office Party

Joke of the Day

A guy attended one of those annual office parties, which tend to get blurrier and blurrier as the evening progresses.

The next day, he was nursing a mild hangover when he received a call from the company president.

"Harry," said the top man, "I don't like to moralize and I know you don't often drink to excess. But you overdid it a bit last night and I was quite concerned about you. Tell me frankly, how did you get home?"

There was a long pause before Harry replied, "Sir, you drove me!"

Two for One

Joke of the Day

Two for One

A friend said, "She has enough brains for two!"

I replied, "She's just the one for you."

What's Your Field of Study

Joke of the Day

What's Your Field of Study

All mean study women. Some even take a post-graduate course.

Expert

Joke of the Day

Expert

An expert is a person who knows no more than you, but is better organized and has better slides.

(Maybe this explains why experts disagree?)

Husband

Joke of the Day

A husband is a man who made the wrong turn at Lovers Lane.

Engaged

Joke for the Day

Engaged:

Blonde: "Now that we're engaged, you're going to give me a ring, aren't you?"
Him: "Sure, beautiful. What's your telephone number?"