Just Wondering #24

Why, in the winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

Just Wondering #23

If people are evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Just Wondering #22

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Just Wondering #21

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Just Wondering #20

Why do the use sterilized needles for death by legal injection?

Just Wondering #19

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Just Wondering #18

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Just Wondering #17

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Just Wondering #16

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Just Wondering #15

Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

Just Wondering #14

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Just Wondering #13

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Just Wondering #12

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Just Wondering #11

Why is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Just Wondering #10

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?

Just Wondering #9

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Just Wondering #8

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Just Wondering #7

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Just Wondering #6

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Just Wondering #5

Why are in IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Just Wondering #4

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

Just Wondering #3

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Just Wondering #2

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Just Wondering #1

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?