Good Choir or Not?

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Real Church Bulletin Gaffes #9

Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Do You or Don't You Have Children?

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Real Church Bulletin Gaffes #8

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

How Well Does She Sing?

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Real Church Bulletin Gaffes #7

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Good Riddance?

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Real Church Bulletin Gaffes #6

Miss Charlene Mason say "I Will Not Pass This Way Again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Help?

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Real Church Bulletin Gaffes #5

Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.

Not Worth Keeping?

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Real Church Bulletin Gaffes #4

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

Where is He?

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Real Church Bulletin Gaffes #3

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks On The Water". The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus".

Proceeds to ...?

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Real Church Bulletin Gaffes #2

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Meals?

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Church Bulletins #1

The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.

Change the Goal

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Losing weight doesn't seem to be working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.

OOPS

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Wow. I almost went to the bathroom without my cell phone.

To-do list

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So much to do ... no desire to do it!

My Brain

Joke for the Day

I have a brain like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in never to be found again!

(This isn't really a joke anymore)

Not Short

Joke for the Day

I'm not short. I'm fun sized!

The Wonder Years

Joke for the Day

Well, I've finally reached the Wonder Years!

• I wonder where my car is parked
• I wonder where I left my phone
• I wonder where my sunglasses are
• I wonder what day it is

Ice Cream!

Joke for the Day

Ice cream is clearly God's way of saying he likes us a little bit chubby.

True Wisdom

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They are NOT grey hairs! They are WISDOM HIGHLIGHTS! I just happen to be extremely WISE!

Secrets to Success

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The secrets to happiness are a good sense of humor and a bad memory.

Call Me

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Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, just call me and I'll laugh at you.

NCD

Joke for the Day

I've just been diagnosed with NCD (No Can Do)!