Experts are made; not born

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.

Don't You Know It!

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.

Freedom of Speech

Freedom of speech was arranged by our ancestors who couldn't possibly have any  idea of what all was going to be said.

Picky Teacher

Teacher's note on a report card: Alvin excels in initiative, group interaction, responsiveness and activity participation. Now if he'd only learn to read and write.

What Could it Be?

Young son to mother, "Remember yesterday you gave me a nickel not to say darn any more? Well, today I learned a word worth at least a dollar."

I always wondered

The main difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence has limits.

Leroy