Wednesday, January 7, 2015
Tuesday, January 6, 2015
Monday, January 5, 2015
Ambiguity & Idiosyncrasies #7
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three time, does he become disoriented?
Can an atheist get insurance against the acts of God?
Why do shops have signs, "Guide Dogs Only"? The dogs can't read and their owners are blind!
Sunday, January 4, 2015
Ambiguity & Idiosyncrasies #6
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Why is it called 'tourist season' if we can't shoot them?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Saturday, January 3, 2015
Ambiguity & Idiosyncrasies #5
Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
Friday, January 2, 2015
Ambiguity & Idiosyncrasies #4
If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
Thursday, January 1, 2015
Ambiguity & Idiosyncrasies #3
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station toilets? Are they afraid someone will break in and clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Can Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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