Murphy's Fundamental Laws (Variation) #9

Whatever you want to do, you have to do something else first.

Murphy's Fundamental Laws (Variation) #8

If you explain something so clearly that no one can misunderstand, someone will.

Murphy's Fundamental Laws (Variation) #7

It is easier to get into a thing than to get out of it.

Murphy's Fundamental Laws (Variation) #6

It is fundamental law of nature that nothing ever quite works out.

Murphy's Fundamental Laws (Variation) #5

If you try to please everybody, somebody is not going to like it.

Murphy's Fundamental Laws (Variation) #4

If you fool around with a thing long enough, it will eventually break.

Murphy's Fundamental Laws (Variation) #3

Everything always costs more money than you have, and takes longer.