Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Mulberry Leaves

Joke for the Day:

Mulberry Leaves

If the Mulberry leaves, will the banana split?

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Honeydew

Joke for the Day:

What will honeydew when she finds she cantaloupe?

Monday, July 6, 2015

Yeast

Joke for the Day:

If the yeast foams, why can't the cream puff?

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Toothache?

Joke for the Day:

If the red rooster had a toothache, would the leghorn pullet?

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #11

Joke for the Day:

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #11

When you decide to look a lot handsomer in glasses.

Friday, July 3, 2015

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #10

Joke for the Day:

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #10

When work is no longer play and play is getting to be work.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #9

Joke for the Day:

Symptoms of Middle (or Old) Age #9

When you have met so many people that every new person reminds you of someone else and usually is.