Dixie Dictionary - balks

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Dixie Dictionary - balks

(a square thing to hold stuff) - like a "match balks"

Dixie Dictionary - braid

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Dixie Dictionary - braid

braid - (lot braid) - what you eat when u'ins is out of biscuits

Dixie Dictionary - barn

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Dixie Dictionary - barn:

hatched - as in "I was barn in Kentucky."

Dixie Dictionary - abode

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Dixie Dictionary - abode

A piece of wood, as "han me a bode to hit this mule."

Dixie Dictionary - ax

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Dixie Dictionary - ax

(question) - "Ah ax you this."

Dixie Dictionary - Auto

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Dixie Dictionary - Auto

(should) - "I auto go to work, but Ahm tared."

Touch It

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If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.