What Do You Recommend?

Some kids are overprivileged. One in the cafeteria line the other day wanted to see the wine list.

Keeping Up With the Joneses?

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.

Right or Wrong?

Once I thought I was mistaken, but I was wrong.

What's a castle?

A man's home is his hassle.

I'm married!

Bachelors know more about women than married me: if they didn't, they'd be married, too.

WW I

The first world war, caused by the assignation of the arch-duck by an atheist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

Adam and Eve

Eve could never yell at Adam, "I could have married another man you know."