Actual Insurance Form Statements #11

I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

Actual Insurance Form Statements #10

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

Actual Insurance Form Statements #9

In an attempt to kil a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

Actual Insurance Form Statements #8

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

Actual Insurance Form Statements #7

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

Actual Insurance Form Statements #6

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

TMI

Wife to friend with husband in a recliner: "The company finally realized his abilities ... he's been fired."