Ambiguity & Idiosyncrasies #2

If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do Forest Rangers to to "Get away from it all?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating and endangered plant?

Ambiguity & Idiosyncrasies #1

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the Self-Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Road Signs #6

Hallmark: Face it. You'll never come up with anything clever on your own.

Road Signs #5

If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?

Exxon: Where are all the news crews when we're NOT spilling anything?

Road Signs #4

Dyslexics Untie!

Saskatoon: There's plenty of room for all of God's creations...Right next to the mashed potatoes.

Road Signs #3

Mary Kay: Like a cult, but without the animal sacrifices.

U. S. Army: We are proud of our privates.

Road Signs #2

Hooked on Phonics: Helping Kids Read Gooder

Daisy Air Rifles: Keeping Kids Off Your Lawn Since 1886!