What My Mother Taught Me #20

My mother taught me humor:

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

What My Mother Taught Me #19

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

What My Mother Taught Me #18

My mother taught me medical science:

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

What My Mother Taught Me #16

My mother taught me anticipation:

"Just wait until we get home."

What My Mother Taught Me #15

What My Mother Taught Me #15

There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.

What My Mother Taught Me #14

My mother taught me about behavior modification:

"Stop acting like your father!"

What My Mother Taught Me #13

My mother taught me the circle of life:

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."