Kids Say the Smartest Things #4

Home is where the house is.

Kids Say the Smartest Things #3

Kids Say the Smartest Things #3

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

Kids Say the Smartest Things #2

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

Kids Say the Smartest Things #1

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

Snappy Comebacks #5

Playwright Noel Coward to writer Edna Ferber (who was wearing a tailored suit at the time.: "You look almost like mn."

Wayne Hinton Ferber: "So do you".

Snappy Comebacks #4

Member of Parliament to Winston Churchill: "Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I'm speaking?"

Churchill: "No, it's purely voluntary."

Snappy Comebacks #3

Poet Lewis Morris to writer Oscar Wilde: "There's a conspiracy against me, a conspiracy of silence, but what can one do? What should I do?"

Wilde: "Join it."