Joke of the Day
Ways to Know You're Getting Older #1
You back goes out more than you do.
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Tuesday, September 29, 2015
Woman's Intuition
Joke of the Day
Woman's intuition is
Something she's got
Which guarantees she's right
Even when she's not.
Woman's intuition is
Something she's got
Which guarantees she's right
Even when she's not.
Monday, September 28, 2015
Perspective
Joke of the Day
Two flies were resting and chatting on the ceiling.
"Humans are so silly," the first fly said. "They spend all this money building a beautiful ceiling like this and then walk on the floor!"
Two flies were resting and chatting on the ceiling.
"Humans are so silly," the first fly said. "They spend all this money building a beautiful ceiling like this and then walk on the floor!"
Sunday, September 27, 2015
Saturday, September 26, 2015
A Stupid Boss?
Joke of the Day
Many who complain the boss is stupid would be out of a job if he was any smarter.
Many who complain the boss is stupid would be out of a job if he was any smarter.
Friday, September 25, 2015
Spanking
Joke (?) of the Day
The quickest way to be convinced that spanking is unnecessary is to become a grandparent.
The quickest way to be convinced that spanking is unnecessary is to become a grandparent.
Thursday, September 24, 2015
Think or Know?
Joke for the Day
It generally takes 50% longer to tell what you think than to tell what you know.
It generally takes 50% longer to tell what you think than to tell what you know.
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