Friday, September 10, 2010

One Liners #5

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "What the heck happened?"

Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.

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