1. A 6 year old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh, she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."
2. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the 3 year old say with a trembling voice, "Who was that?"
3. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old" he said.
4. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these, yourself."
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