Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy, it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your count that votes.
IF YOU DON'T PAY YOUR EXORCIST YOU CAN GET REPOSSESSED.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I’ll show you a flat miner.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory, which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Acupuncture: a jab well done
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