Observations on Growing Older

~Your kids are becoming you...but your grandchildren are perfect!

~Going out is good. Coming home is better!

~When people say you look "Great"...They add "for your age!"

~When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything...Movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them.

~You forget names ... But it's OK Because other people forgot they even knew you!!!

~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.

~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything ... especially golf.

~Your spouse is counting on you To remember things you don't remember.

~The things you used to care to do, You no longer care to do, But you really do care that you Don't care to do them anymore.

~Your spouse sleeps better on a lounge chair With the TV blaring than he does in bed.
It's called his "pre-sleep"..

~You miss the days when everything worked With just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..

~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem ...Were unheard of, and a mouse was something
That made you climb on a table.

~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.

~Everybody whispers.

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ....2 of which you will never wear.