A few Golf Quotes

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
~ George Brett

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 strokes to do that.
~ Jim Murray

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
~ Lord Robertson

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs & the air.
~ Jack Benny

I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
~ Billy Graham

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands have to work.
~ Lee Trevino

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
~ Lee Trevino