Did you ever wonder ...

OK. Technically this is not a joke, but I do laugh every time I talk about these things with anyone.

Did you ever wonder who was the first person to see a 1500-2000 pound animal (a horse for example) and say, "I think I'll hop on its back and see what it does"?

Did you ever wonder who was the first person to bungee jump? And why????????

Did you ever wonder who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out"?

Did you ever wonder who was the first person to look at a chicken and say, "I think I'll eat the next thing that comes out of its butt"?

Did you ever wonder who was the first person to jump out of a plane? And why????????