Thursday, December 29, 2011

The Laughter Library published 1936 #20

The story is told of Winston Churchill, shortly after he left the Conservative side in the House of Commons.

He was asked to take a certain young lady into the dining room. While she clung to his arm as they descended, she looked coyly at him and remarked with the frankness and audacity of youth:

'Mr. Churchill, there are two things about you I dislike very much.'

'And what are they?'

'Your new politics and your mustache.'

He looked deeply into her eyes for a moment and then replied with a lofty air.

'My dear, pray do not disturb yourself. You are not likely to come in contact with either.'

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