A European traveler entered the train at Lyons and tipped the guard to put him off at Dijon.
'I'm a very heavy sleeper,' he said, 'and you must take no notice of my protests. Just grab me and shove me off on the platform.'
He went to sleep and when he awoke the train was getting into Paris. Furious, he went after the guard and told him what he thought of him in no uncertain terms.
'Ah,' said the guard calmly, 'you have a bit of temper, but it's nothing compared to the chap I put out of the train at Dijon.'
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