Thought for the Day 1

• Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car
• When I'm feeling good, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and choke himself.
• A penny saved is a government oversight
• The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
• The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and fat have gotten to be really good friends.
• The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.