Monday, August 27, 2012

Disorder in the Court 1

Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks

Attorney: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Witness: Yes.

Attorney: And it what ways does it affect your memory?
Witness: I forget

Attorney: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?


Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan.

Attorney: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
Witness: We both do


Attorney: Voodoo?

Witness: We do.
Attorney: You do?
Witness: Yes, voodoo

Attorney: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?




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