Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks
Attorney: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And it what ways does it affect your memory?
Witness: I forget
Attorney: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan.
Attorney: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
Witness: We both do
Attorney: Voodoo?
Witness: We do.
Attorney: You do?
Witness: Yes, voodoo
Attorney: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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