Thursday, August 28, 2014

Deceased Would Be Dressy

The clothier was boasting of the sagacity of his head clerk.

"That feller Jake," he said, "that's the smartest boy in the world. You don't believe it, huh? Listen: I prove it to you. Only yesterday there come in here a poor widow whose husband just had died. She wanted to get some clothes to bury the corpse in.

"And what did Jake do? I tell you: Not only did he sell her the most expensive suit that we had in stock but he got her to take also an extra pair of trousers.

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