A haggard-looking individual encounters an acquaintance on the street. The following dialogue ensues:
"So you were at the meeting of the Civic Improvement Forum yesterday? My wife was there. Did she speak?
"Well, I don't know your wife but there was one tall, slender lady with a very intent expression who arose ---"
"That must have been my wife. Go on."
"She arose and said she could not find the words to express her feelings."
"That couldn't have been my wife!"
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