As a child once said, quoting the Bible (his/her way) #5
Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. The plagues included frog, mice, lice, bowels and no cable.
God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave the His Top Ten Commandments. These include: don' lie, cheat, smoke, dance or covet your neighbor's stuff. Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.
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