When my daughter was dating a doctor, I told him to be
nice to her or I would start feeding her an apple a day.
This was my blonde daughter and when I told her
Christmas was going to be on Friday the first thing she said was "I hope
it isn't on the thirteenth."
This daughter was not real dumb though. She knew that
you did not need a parachute to sky-dive and she also knew that you did need a
parachute if you wanted to sky-dive twice.
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