Cold is relative

+65 - Floridians turn on the heat; people in Wisconsin plant gardens
+60 - Californians shiver; people in Wisconsin sunbathe
+50 - Italian and English cars won't start; people in Wisconsin drive with windows down
+40 - Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, hats; people in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt
+35 - NY Landlords turn up the heat; people in Wisconsin have cookouts
+20 - all people in Miami die; people in Wisconsin close the windows
Zero - Californians fly to Mexico; people in Wisconsin get out their winter coats
-10 - Hollywood disintegrates; Girl Scouts in Wisconsin sell cookies door-to-door
-20 - Washington DC runs out of hot air; people in Wisconsin let their dogs sleep inside
-30 - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole; peopl in Wisconsin get upset if their snowmobiles won't start
-40 - ALL atomic motion stops; people in Wisconsin say "Cold enough fer ya?"
-50 - Hell freezes over; Wisconsin public schools open 2 hours late

These are only SOME of the reason I don't live in Wisconsin - or anywhere NORTH!!!!