Need an excuse for missing school or work - let these moms write it #1

'My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.' 'Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot.' 'Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33' 'Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out a tree and misplaced his hip.' 'John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.'