Need an excuse for missing school or work - let these moms write it #2

'Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.'..........'Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.'..........'Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.'...........'Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.'..........'Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.'