- Atheism is a non-prophet organization
- Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other "You stay her; I'll go on a head."
- I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep Off the Grass!"
- The midget fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
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