Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Thoughts to Ponder #2

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I will show you a man who can't get his pants off!

We have a strange and wonderful relationship. She's strange and I'm wonderful - or should that be that I'm strange and she's wonderful?

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

It's gonna be like threading a needle with a haystack.

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