Standard Answers in the Business World

1. It's being looked into.
2. I can't tell you that, it's confidential.
3. That shouldn't have happened.
4. You can't get there from here.
5. Try it, it might work.
6. Try it, but it might not work.
7. You can try it, but it won't work.
8. Trust me, it works that way.
9. I don't know why, it just does.
10. It is known that this is not optimal.
11. That's the way they wrote it.
12. I don't know why they did it that way.
13. Purpose was to save money.
14. God only knows.