The jokes I post are not original at all, and I will give credit if I have it available. I have accumulated many over the past years and just want to share them.
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
No Parent Left Behind #3
Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
I kept Billie home because she had to Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.
Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
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