Monday, September 26, 2011

A Nun is said to have graded these papers 1-5

From a Catholic Elementary School test (as it was presented to me):

1. In the first book of the Bible, Guiness, God got tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off.
2. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark and the animals came on in pears.
3. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.
4. Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.
5. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

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